The Monster

I started to work on an entry about going to the gym. It has grown out of control, and now is 7 1/2 pages. What do I do with it? Monkey has invoked the 500 word rule. "A blog entry should only be around 500 words, people don't sign on for more." That said he has read it and likes it. If anyone would like to read this thing, email me and I'll be happy to send it out for comment. Brief synopsis, it is about what goes through my fevered little mind while I am at the gym. I realize this is a pathetic cry for help, but what are you going to do?