If I buy the yarn....

Bad joke time!

Gay Man #1: My mother made me a homosexual.

Gay Man #2: If I buy the yarn, will she make me one?

Roger is trying to expand his knitting horizons, so I sent this picture off to him to see if I could spur him on to new projects. Actually, I suggested that he try making socks. However, since I came out of the closet on the internet about my knitting habit and the fact that cold weather is arriving and I am getting my sweaters out, I thought I would show an example of what you can accomplish if you have too much time on your hands and virtually no love life.