Craptastic

I am blogging from bed. I wish I could say it was because I have been detained by some hottie and I am being forced to put out. In fact, I feel like I have been gargling with kerosene and the back of my head is going to fall off. Luckily I am a laptop owner, so I don't actually have to get up to write this since achieving the perpendicular is making me queasy and besides for some reason, whatever I have is making my hips and lower back ache.

I had thought yesterday that this was just a particularly bad case of hay fever. I am not so sure today, since it is seeming more like a nasty cold. To add insult to injury, FB emailed me with some very interesting suggestions, all of which I could not entertain any enthusiasm for. I know I am not feeling well. I was forced to suggest that we attempt these activities at some future date. This is just not fair, since I haven't seen FB for a while.

Here's hoping that I have a speedy recovery and that I can get FB's attention once I am feeling better.