Saturday, January 24, 2009

Another example of why the Ganome is a dumbass

Life is full of important lessons. I have been taught a very important lesson recently.

If you are walking down an icy sidewalk and your legs go out from under you, let go of the Little Miss Healthypants lunch that you are carrying. Because if you stupidly try to hang onto it, instead of just landing on your well padded ass, you slam your hand down on the sidewalk and break one of the small bones in your wrist that they can't reset.

This takes you out of the running in the weight room for 6 weeks and puts a real crimp in your workout routine.

It's looking like there is a lot of time in the near future on the much hated aerobic equipment at the gym for a certain dumbass Ganome that we all know and laugh at. I am probably going to be the size of a house by the time this is all over. RG however thinks I'll only go up to the size of a trailer, but he is always optimistic.