I love my job

I was sitting at my desk a few days ago, and my buddy and co-worker Buttermonkey stopped to pass the time of day. I had worn a tight t-shirt into the office and he said, "You must be feeling better about your work out. You're wearing a Red Riding Hood shirt." I just looked at him, and finally, I said, "Okay, I give. What's a Red Riding Hood shirt?" I was treated to the Buttermonkey grin, which usually means there is a good one on the way, "My Grandpa, what big tits you have."

I love this job! Okay, the twins aren't that big, but hell, I love this job!